24 // Female // Loser.
I tell myself I'll go to bed earlier every night.
grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
me: *takes a swig of vodka*
me: *lights up cuban cigar*
me: *gazes out the window*
me: my otp will never be canon
I can remember no greater childhood horror than a sibling tripping on the controller wire and watching in slow motion as your game system came crashing down