24 // Female // Loser.

I tell myself I'll go to bed earlier every night.

 

In 60 years

grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??

me: *takes a swig of vodka*

me: *lights up cuban cigar*

me: *gazes out the window*

me: my otp will never be canon

*roll credits*

politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involvedfucking dammit

gamerspirit:

I can remember no greater childhood horror than a sibling tripping on the controller wire and watching in slow motion as your game system came crashing down

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*